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PostSubject: Yngwie Malmsteen being a douche (what's new?)   Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:19 pm

http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/zimi/pages/misc/yngwie_rates.html

Pretty funny interview, really shows his true colors.
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PostSubject: Re: Yngwie Malmsteen being a douche (what's new?)   Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:36 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Yngwie Malmsteen being a douche (what's new?)   Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:39 pm

Yeah, but the Pantera comment was priceless

As far as the singing goes, I couldn't find enough words to describe my disgust. Because it's really not singing. It sounds like sombody is either shoving something up the vocalist's ass, or something is coming out of his ass and his mouth at the same time. It's a stupid excuse for someone who stands in front of a mic stand.
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PostSubject: Re: Yngwie Malmsteen being a douche (what's new?)   Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:55 pm

Shit on Dinosaur Jr. and Primus, and then give Dream Theater a handjob.

I never had any respect for Malmsteen, and now I still don't.
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PostSubject: Re: Yngwie Malmsteen being a douche (what's new?)   Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:31 pm

I found that hilarious, even though I disagree with a few of the comments.
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PostSubject: Re: Yngwie Malmsteen being a douche (what's new?)   Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:06 am

Overall, the band has a great sound. But I think the lead guitar player (Kirk Hammett) is not very good. He can play fast and is pretty good at it. But hi s choice of notes and sence of pitch are very bad. I don't think that he plays with musicality, or plays in tune. Rather than lifting the song, his solo seems to be the anticlimax.


Lol k
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PostSubject: Re: Yngwie Malmsteen being a douche (what's new?)   Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:13 am

Lol his music isn't too interesting itself

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PostSubject: Re: Yngwie Malmsteen being a douche (what's new?)   Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:33 am

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I like the groovy intro. Sounds like a Strat. But the soloing going over the song is very bad. It's bent out of shape and out of tune. It's very basic bullshit pentatonic runs. The choice of notes in the solo is completely overdone. That stuff has been done for 30 years! I'm sick and tired off that bending bullshit. This is the most run-of-the-mill pentatonic playing I ever heard.

GW: That was Joe Satriani.

MALMSTEEN: You're kidding! Was he high? He's playing out of tune, and
the most boring runs! What I've heard from Satriani before was really good, but this -- this sounds like something someone would play in a garage. After the backwards solo, Joe does some nice stuff with out of phase pickups, which I liked. But the actual solo... I could never dream that was Joe. Out of tune, and terrible.
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PostSubject: Re: Yngwie Malmsteen being a douche (what's new?)   Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:56 am

This pissed me off
"Great intro and arrangement. Great choice of notes, and the intention is good. However, he performance and accuracy of the guitar player, whoever he is, is not on pitch and is very much below standard.

GW: That was Jeff Beck.

MALMSTEEN: Oh my God! That's unfuckin' believeable! I've never heard this before -- that's Jeff Beck? He's playing out of tune. He's bending the strings out of pitch. It's not the correct pitch! Every time he bends a string, he bends it sharp or flat. I can't believe that people... whoever produced and engineered this, or Beck himself, or the listeners, are tonedeaf. I can't believe it!
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Cuse we have ended as lovers has to be one of my favorite songs of all fucking time.


although i cant argue when he rants about bad singing. some people arent fans of that. i dont blame him for that

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PostSubject: Re: Yngwie Malmsteen being a douche (what's new?)   Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:49 pm

You know, he has no right to talk. His time was the 80's, which was a bunch of losers in tights and with big hair. He is still trying to live in the 80's, except he is fat now and burnt out.
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