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PostSubject: So the other day I told a joke   Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:50 pm

That everyone erupted to laughing, but I don't get. So me and the guys went swimming at a pool. We played basketball and whatever. At the end of the day we met more dudes. Yeah, went to the pool at met more dudes. Anyway, its 10pm so everyone gets kicked out and were in the changeroom talking. People are talking saying that we finished changing in a minute while the girls are going to take a really long time putting on makeup. I replied "Yeah they have to look good for their damn pillow." Everyone just erupted into laughter. Now I meant, that its silly to look good for bed. Surely that's not what they laughed at. Is it?

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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:23 pm

not funny
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:15 pm

umm at night we spend time removing the make up from that day... just sayin
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:45 pm

Sniggerable but not outragously funny.
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:36 pm

It's because your manhood was showing
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:39 pm

Quite possible.
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:23 pm

it was 420.....they were high out of their minds

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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:25 pm

It was 420, national "let's be a douchebag day". This is directly followed by "national drug test day".
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:16 pm

Wasn't on 420

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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:32 am

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It's because your manhood was showing
Look at what you made me do! Lawled all over my keyboard....
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:34 am

im going to have to change that profile pic blood.

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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:23 pm

The only thing I can think of is that some people who have never been kissed SUPPOSEDLY makeout with their pillows to practise. I've heard that as a common joke. So maybe when you said that (meaning they are putting makeup on before bed, how dumb) the guys thought you were joking about their squareness. That's what I get from that.
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:24 pm

i will admit something
i have never been kissed


and i have NEVER practiced anywhere, anytime, on anything.

i mean, im lame, but not desperate

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:11 pm

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i will admit something
i have never been kissed


and i have NEVER practiced anywhere, anytime, on anything.

i mean, im lame, but not desperate

I kissed a girl once, when I was in the 8th grade. And it was like 2 seconds long. I've never gotten kissed since, and I've never practiced on a pillow or anything else for that matter
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:37 pm

see. weird creepy guys like ourselves with little to none female companionship dont need practice

DOESNT SARA LOOK LIKE A BLOODY FOOL NOW!>!>!>!>!>!

wait, i think we have been duped.

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:10 pm

haha I did not mean to imply that ALL PEOPLE without copious amounts of kissing experience feel the need to seek solace in their pillow. it's just a joke I heard. and it's not AS bad as some people...type "pillow girlfriend" in Google images. The world is a scary place.

http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:17 pm

Did anyone see my avatar before it got blocked? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:19 pm

i did. it was revolting and very inappropriate

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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:35 pm

I told him at school it wasn't and needed to be taken off lol.
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:37 pm

what was it
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:38 pm

i think it was a mayhem album?
a dude and achick, naked. ass to the air, bloody and guts and shit. it honestly made me queasy. lol

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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:00 pm

Blood, keep your avatar as that, it looks brooooootal

Oh yeah word Sara. Are you moved out yet? Because you just know that I'm going to take your room
Don't leave meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:32 pm

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i think it was a mayhem album?
a dude and achick, naked. ass to the air, bloody and guts and shit. it honestly made me queasy. lol
It was a Vulvectomy album actually, and if you looked closely you could see that the man was actually a mutilated corpse.

I has the picture on my phone, and I LOVE to show it to strangers.
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:33 pm

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Blood, keep your avatar as that, it looks brooooootal

Oh yeah word Sara. Are you moved out yet? Because you just know that I'm going to take your room
Don't leave meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not nearly as brooootal as Dan the Milkman.

(I believe that's who that is,)
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:45 pm

He shows it to EVERYONE, he is the sarcastic asshole of the group.
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:49 pm

I wear the title proudly.
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:12 pm

Milkman Dan

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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:34 am

I looked up the album cover out of morbid curiosity. Kind of what I expected from a gore grind band...the called for gore+sexuality, attempt at a revolting image. I just can't take it seriously-are you even supposted to? They kinda just rumble about festering genitals and raping diseased corpses...good times? Moving on...

I'm not moved out yet, we have been slowing painting the house because it's gross. There's still crap everywhere. Not literal crap, thank god. I don't know when I'll officially be gone, maybe after the weekend, my stuff is half in boxes. You know dad will make me come home at least once a week. And pshht I've been left alone with them all year, and you'll be gone again in a few months!
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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:08 am

They best let me bring my tv into my room. It'd be such a sweet setup

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PostSubject: Re: So the other day I told a joke   Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:18 pm

you know you are lonely when you think of your house's setup with things that arnt yours

i personally have thought of taking the nice computer monitor ans stereo system, and just going hogwild.

also having a wet bar would be pretty sweet.

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