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PostSubject: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 7:13 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 7:58 pm

ok, so many jokes, and i have seen this before


but i have one comment no one will dare ask
"does it actually work". i mean....really. honestly. if it doesnt (which i bet it doesnt) thats fine, but shit, do you have to look like a twat using it?

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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 8:04 pm

Notice how it does build chest muscle at all

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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 8:08 pm

do you mean doesnt?

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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 8:17 pm

Yes lol. Plus that thing isn't automated so you have to make that motion lol

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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 8:45 pm

lol i laugh everytime i pass those in walmart.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 8:51 pm

Doesn't make any sense to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 9:05 pm

What a stupid idea. But a great idea, because people probably buy it
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 10:47 pm

The guy who made that is howling laughter

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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 10:53 pm

I have a great workout video.. Carmen Electra's "Fit to Strip", keeps me in shape. :afro:
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 10:58 pm

I've been telling you all for years that this is working out! But what do I know? I'm just some kid in a basement with a bottle of hand lotion and crusty underwear......
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 10:59 pm

And water bottles to store it.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Mon May 03, 2010 11:00 pm

That's what the underwear is for.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 1:33 am

[In response to the commercial]
There's another thing that will use more muscle energy than dumbbells too.
It's called going fucking nuts.
Introducing the going fucking nuts exercise.
Just go fucking nuts until you pass out.
Best way to get buff.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 4:20 am

i want the "go fucking nuts" gym pass. i would kick some srs ass

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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 5:42 am

LOL I saw this on a TV show over here. This comedian was taking the piss out of it.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 3:05 pm

Going fucking nuts sounds fun. Does it consist of pillaging or inhuman rampages?
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 3:55 pm

no, just human rampages

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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 3:59 pm

There can be no DragonForce references allowed, even unwitting ones. We're above such things.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 4:06 pm

oh shit, unintentional joke
you are gonna have to give me reasons to let me live

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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 4:09 pm

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oh shit, unintentional joke
you are gonna have to give me reasons to let me live

I see none. I suggest a tall building: instant and clean, well for you anyway. All sots of things can go wrong with knives or pills.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 4:16 pm

that was my lame attempt at inserting another dragonforce reference. it failed miserably, so, prepare for war

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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 6:35 pm

I suggest you go through fire and flames, Brute.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 8:59 pm

nicely played sir
i mean, witty puns like that only come by once in a lifetime

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 9:05 pm

Oh gawd, every time I see this video I laugh.

The part where he's shaking the thing like mad and then goes "AAAHHHH that's enough" just gets my every time.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Tue May 04, 2010 9:12 pm

*splooge*

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Wed May 05, 2010 12:53 am

You don't get to be a bamf like me without a proper workout, and these seem to be very legit. Looks like it might improve your masturbation too
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PostSubject: Re: Axe's workout   Wed May 05, 2010 6:27 pm

Might?

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