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PostSubject: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 5:06 am

it will translate things for you over and over again for example:

"Dragon ball evolution was incredible"

becomes

"Paste spectacular growth"

after being translated into 25 other languages and then eventually back into english

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 5:35 am

"Father... I am annihilation incarnate!"

...10 translations later we get:

"In ... I want to destroy!"


"So cold are the spaces between the stars... For blackened suns are the only legacy of worlds long dead."

...10 translations later we get:

"Even in cold areas of potential ... in the dark legacy of the old world is dying Sun"
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 9:41 am

"Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you."" (I was listening to RtL)

...10 translations later we get:

"With you, God said: I am life. ""

lolwut?
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 11:19 am

"Spending my life molesting dead children"

...54 translations later we get:

"Children struggle to survive the loss of time and cost."

lolwut

"Hail Satan"

...54 translations later we get:

"Happy"

Makes sense
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 7:13 pm

I hate you milkman dan!

10= "We hate wearing a Day!"

25= "I hate it for everyday use!"

Max= "!"

What? Crazy hobbit symbol

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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 7:21 pm

"I would like to kindly rape you"

...10 translations later we get:

"Please injury"

lolwut? ok?
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 7:36 pm

This is the internet's game of telephone.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 7:44 pm

Original text:

"Eat a sack of shit."

...10 translations later we get:

"Restaurant chairs bags."
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 8:03 pm

"Brute listens to Bon Jovi"

...54 translations later we get:

"Animals bongyo"
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 8:26 pm

EDIT: "Run while you still can. Ronnie James Dio can no longer protect your clansmen from pop culture."

10: "I run the place. Ronnie James painting, for the protection of tribal people are not popular culture."
25: "Instead. Ronnie James preservation part of popular culture."
Max: "Rather ronijemusu safety."
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 8:52 pm

Taxer666 wrote:


"Hail Satan"

...54 translations later we get:

"Happy"

Makes sense
i see no problem with that conversion

Darkflame wrote:
"Brute listens to Bon Jovi"

...54 translations later we get:

"Animals bongyo"
i can dig it




"Paramore is the worlds best pop band"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sendravasih pop group, best in the world's birds"


and


"Can i haz a cheezburger?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Loaf tsheezburger?"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 8:58 pm

AC/DC rule. Fuck everything else.

10: Line of DC / AC. Sex worldwide.
25: / Online Capital Matching. What other people.
Max: The loan agreement
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 9:01 pm

i think we have a winner....

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 9:02 pm

Where the fuck did "The loan agreement" come from?
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 9:11 pm

ask the bad translator that question...

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
Master Cthulhu wrote:
Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
sarainadream wrote:
No fucking worries I guess you cunts, just wanted to bloody well plant the careful seed in your maggot infested brains.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 11:15 pm

"I want to eat a cheeseburger."

...10 translations later we get:

"I ate a hamburger."


lulz, hamburgers suck

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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 11:18 pm

you have to be kidding. wow, thats kinda cool.

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
Master Cthulhu wrote:
Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
sarainadream wrote:
No fucking worries I guess you cunts, just wanted to bloody well plant the careful seed in your maggot infested brains.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Tue May 18, 2010 11:20 pm

I live in a great neighborhood


10 translations later:


I live in a great neighborhood.


fucking sucks.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Thu May 20, 2010 11:28 pm

From: Look at yourself
in 10 translation:
"See their"

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Fri May 21, 2010 6:14 pm

Original= Fuck

Max= If the dog patient

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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Fri May 21, 2010 6:40 pm

you lie.
i so dont beleive you

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
Master Cthulhu wrote:
Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Fri May 21, 2010 6:49 pm

Why do you call me out? Its what happened

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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Fri May 21, 2010 6:53 pm

HAHA, my apologies sir

i got for "Fuck"
"in case of mad dogs"

you were correct. take rep as my sincere apology

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
Master Cthulhu wrote:
Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
sarainadream wrote:
No fucking worries I guess you cunts, just wanted to bloody well plant the careful seed in your maggot infested brains.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad translator   Fri May 21, 2010 7:56 pm

Ahaha its okay

Original= Curb stomp mother fucker

Max= Some stupid woman

25= "Round mother of stupid restrictions"

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