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PostSubject: Surrealist Compliments   Tue May 18, 2010 7:47 pm

This website makes awesome [?/]compliments[?].
This Website
Post some of the crap it gives you. Or come up with your own. Here are some of the ones I've had.

I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.
The Green Paint on the Walls Clouds my Thoughts of Flying Planks of Wood, Much An ocean-going tin of crosseyed mussels could never match the melodious burblings of your sister's husband.
Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant.
Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.
Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

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PostSubject: Re: Surrealist Compliments   Tue May 18, 2010 7:50 pm

You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.
I've known that for a while though lol.

Wow that last one was a serious combo.
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PostSubject: Re: Surrealist Compliments   Tue May 18, 2010 8:06 pm

The holes in your earloabs ever make me think fondly of the pock-marked landscapes upon the lunar surface.
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PostSubject: Re: Surrealist Compliments   Wed May 19, 2010 1:17 am

Teacups smash, flounders ignite spontaneously in your presence.

Brilliant. I'm gonna tell random women that 🆒
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PostSubject: Re: Surrealist Compliments   Wed May 19, 2010 3:27 pm

The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera. Hmmm.

Mine is inspired by Dali "I impregnate my films and paintings with disembodied hands and insects which substitute my desire to ___________" all the time. Don't hate me because my stache is beautiful".

Or...Your round eyes remind me of the moon and when a cloud passes over it, I yearn to slice your moon-like eye with a blade".

+ REP for the person who can fill in the blank or know where the second reference is from.

Ps. Dali was a douche.
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