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PostSubject: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:46 am

What did the tree say to the corpse?

This should be a joke. Make it so.
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:48 am

My favorite response = rep.
And there can be more than one favorite.
And don't underestimate my whorish nature.
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:50 am

I'm a corpse
You're a corpse
WE ARE DEAD!

WE SPREAD RUMORS OF OUR MURDERS
AND SUICIDES
PRECIOUS
SATAAAANNN!
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:51 am

If the tree was dead it couldn't say anything. That's stupid.

And funny. +rep
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:56 am

I know that you're just DYING to get out, so I decided to grow on top of you =D
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:00 am

HOLY SHIT I CAN TALK?!
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:23 am

i haz cheezburger

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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:38 pm

"I have wood."
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:19 pm

Hahaha you're dead! That's funny because now your close family and friends will suffer greatly. I hope you burn in eternal hellfire.

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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:53 pm

"The difference between us is that I can still get wood."
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:27 pm

I like that one . XD


Or perhaps the tree can offer some mornin' woods.
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:34 pm

I'm Professor Oak. Choose a pokemon.
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:55 pm

XD I love Pokemon!! +rep
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:00 pm

Senrae wrote:
XD I love Pokemon!! +rep

I +rep your +rep: you can never have enough rep.
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:28 pm

"We're both dead but I'm still growing."

Lol I have no idea.
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:29 pm

"He's a pelican, he can fend for himself!"

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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:56 pm

VacuousReality wrote:
What did the tree say to the corpse?

This should be a joke. Make it so.


"you're barking up the wrong tree." (necrophilia joke)

"STEEEEEEL!"

"leave me alone" (pun on leaf)

"GAAAAH!!!!! ZOMBIE!!!!"

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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:55 am

breakyoudown wrote:
"He's a pelican, he can fend for himself!"
Another fake laugh?
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:04 am

"Aristocrats"

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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:33 pm

breakyoudown wrote:
"Aristocrats"
epic answer

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Find the punchline   Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:41 pm

you look dead tired
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