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PostSubject: If you had a Metal Band...   Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:57 pm

If I were the longhaired douchebag vocalist spokesman of a metal band, I'd make all our lyrics about Pokemon. Of course, we'd have the metal version of the Pokemon theme song and we'd perfrom while wearing pokemon costumes. I'd be Koffing. The bass player has to be Jigglypuff, the Drummer is Dragonite and the guitarist always wears a different Digimon costume. We'd be the coolest band ever.


So... if you were the long-haired, douchebag, vocalist/spokesman for a heavy metal band, what would you do with your band?
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:10 pm

I'd perform shows where I perform public executions of fans in the audience that have resemblance to Justin Bieber, then I would stand there with my music playing in the background with nobody playing or singing.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:34 pm







Probably something like this.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:51 pm

[SUPERsarcasm]nice contribution to the thread, VR. That totally informs us of your intents as a long-haired, douchebag vocalist/band leader.[/SUPERsarcasm]




I must admit that I laughed, though.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:52 pm

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Probably something like this.
Omg cuuuuttteee
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:03 am

Make them play naked. But I am not a longhaired, douchebag, spokesman.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:21 am

LOL VR, you never cease to amuse. If I were one of them, I'd make our songs abot politics to enrage people.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:04 am

link wrote:
Make them play naked. But I am not a longhaired, douchebag, spokesman.
Cause you no able to have longhair. XD
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:13 am

I already am a longhaired metal band spokesperson Sad *points to sig*
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:16 am

Taxer666 wrote:
I already am a longhaired metal band spokesperson Sad *points to sig*
It's okay Taxer, the first step is admittance.


Too bad I forgot the second step...
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:00 pm

link wrote:
Make them play naked. But I am not a longhaired, douchebag, spokesman.
RATM already did it.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:14 pm

Fine, play naked with only tubesocks on both our feet and our junk.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:39 pm

link wrote:
Fine, play naked with only tubesocks on both our feet and our junk.
I believe Tool did something like that.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:49 pm

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Fine, play naked with only tubesocks on both our feet and our junk.

So did the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:54 pm

I give up, I don't wanna be a Dave Mustaine anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:58 pm

Leave Dave alone.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:59 pm

Hey hey hey




Why?
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:04 pm

Because, the more you rant about how much of a douche he is, the more it makes you one.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:06 pm

It's been a couple months since I made a Dave comment, at least on here. So I haven't really been ranting that much.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:08 pm

There cannot be a conversation about Megadeth without you weaseling in that he's "douche".
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:14 pm

They are good musicians though. Just don't like Mustaine personally. Everyone and their mother has already gotten on my ass about it, so whatever.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:18 pm

So, I suppose the wisest thing you could do, would refrain from making any comments in accordance to Dave Mustaine.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:20 pm

I have been, I just used Dave as an example, I couldn't think of anyone else off the top of my head lol.
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PostSubject: Re: If you had a Metal Band...   Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:04 pm

Dave Mustaine is a prick and a half.
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