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PostSubject: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:02 am

Alright, I have a neighbor by the name of Jesse, who used to be a pretty good friend of mine, but in past years he has become the epitome of a douche. He thinks he's better than everyone, especially when it comes to music, he's a spoiled little, bratty kid, he can crack a joke but he sure can't take one, and for some reason he's always makes the comment about his penis being large, something about having to tuck it in his sock, even when the conversation is in no way related to cocks. And those only a few of his negative highlights.

Well anyway, I thought I'd do something to him. My plan you may ask? To take a shit on his doorstep. Yes really, lay a load on his front step.

So tonight was the night, I finally had a bowel movement at the late night, so under of cover of darkness I climbed from my window and strolled up the street to his house and up his drive, but I saw the front light was on, like all the houses, and that a light was on it the front window, but luckily the curtains were closed. So as I ascended his driveway I saw that they had left a cooler out, and thus my plans changed. I opened the cooler and found to me delight that it still contained quite a few cans of Pepsi and bottles of water. So I pulled my ass out of my pajama pants, I suspect it glowing in the porch light, the moon had a twin this evening, squatted over the cooler and dropped my load. I don't know what I ate, but it fucking reeked.

And so I casually walked home all the while laughing to myself about the little gift I left them to discover in the morning.
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:04 am

Oh, and Jesse and I hate each other, so I found much much MUCH joy in what my good, honored friend KC did. Thank you kind good sir.
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:06 am

Don't thank me, you would have done the same if you were in my situation. Just paying my debt to society.
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:14 am

Lol courageous move there. I had a friend do the same thing to someone's porch, and another friend pissed on a water fountain.
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:22 am

We've brought shame to their families.
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:29 am

That's fucking classic man, great job!
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:38 am

Thank you, I'm quite proud of myself actually.
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:22 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:24 pm

Bloodbeast wrote:
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:37 am

And a little closure, today link and I say the cooler wide open on the front lawn with a snow shovel propped up against it .
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:39 am

We also saw a bird fetus, but we don't speak of that.
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PostSubject: Re: I Hope This Makes You Laugh   Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:08 am

^LOL!!!
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