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PostSubject: Brutal Tennants of Manhood   Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:51 pm

Law 1: Thou shalt not cry.

Law 2: He who sits on a fluffy, pink chair is a ***.

Law 3: He who endures shall be rewarded. Brutality is a virtue.

Law 4: Thou shalt not be angry at another brutal and/or respectable man. Direct rage toward women and children.

Law 6: Bros before Hoes. Smores 'N Whores, Boats 'N Hoes. (fuck complete sentences)

Law 7: Thou shalt not wank thineself (or others, lol) except on Presidents Day. No questions.

Law 8: Women make love. Men make Revenge.

Law 9: Men spend no time with women. Sex is the exception, but no talking afterwards.

Law 10: If the music you're listening to doesn't shatter non-male eardrums, it's not loud enough to be man-worthy.

Law 11: Thine "girlfriend" (sperm deposit) must have C cups or larger. Deviants will be declared lesbians.
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PostSubject: Re: Brutal Tennants of Manhood   Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:33 pm

I MISSED YOU GRAVY!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Brutal Tennants of Manhood   Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:47 pm

thanks. for the record, though, im actually not sexist at all. but I cant help that sexism is funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Brutal Tennants of Manhood   Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:02 pm

Lol I used to write stuff like this for fun in my literature class and everyone was really offended because they were all girls. Laughing I think it's funny too, so did my teacher.
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PostSubject: Re: Brutal Tennants of Manhood   Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:06 pm

Men in the workplace
Man is talking to boss= He is a stud probably getting a raise
Woman talking to boss= Having an affair

Man has a messy desk= He's fucking busy doing tons of important shit
Woman has a messy desk= She's unorganized and is too stressed to work

Man takes a vacation= Business trip
Woman takes vacation= Slacking off


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