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PostSubject: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:35 am

A book. Its soft and it can't hurt them. Even if you read it to them they wont listen. They wouldn't understand

Sound. Best case scenario you blast music that is at damaging levels after and extended period of time. Do the zombies even care? I mean its not like they need it. They have garbage hearing to begin with. Someone usually has to make a loud noise for them to be curious anyway.

A hoop. What the fuck are you doing trying to kill a zombie with a hoop? There is absolutely no upsides to this shit. Are you seriously going to wrap it around them and then try to pull? I mean at this point they can just grab you. The best thing you can do with this is hook it onto the ceiling and use it to preform a swinging kick. Hoops? Unbelievable...

Water. They are nowhere near interested in hydration. I don't know if I've ever seen a someone hold a zombies head in a tub until they drown. This is probably the best weapon so far

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:08 am

A towel.

I dunno. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:50 am

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:02 pm

the internet?
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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:21 pm

A prepared speech, Half a banana, Shrinky dinks, the Jamaican bob sled team.
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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:17 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:29 pm

Dark-based weapons because it'll only heal them
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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:16 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:44 pm

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Sound. Best case scenario you blast music that is at damaging levels after and extended period of time. Do the zombies even care? I mean its not like they need it. They have garbage hearing to begin with. Someone usually has to make a loud noise for them to be curious anyway.



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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:06 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:53 pm

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Dark-based weapons because it'll only heal them

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:04 am

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:44 am

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sun Aug 08, 2010 2:00 pm

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A towel.

I dunno. LOL

True, towels can provide many many luxeries, as reported in the Hitchhikers Guide.
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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:46 pm

breakyoudown wrote:
Christmas
Depends what you get.

sarainadream wrote:
Darkflame wrote:
A towel.

I dunno. LOL

True, towels can provide many many luxeries, as reported in the Hitchhikers Guide.
True. I fucking love that film.
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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:07 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:46 pm

Darkflame wrote:
breakyoudown wrote:
Christmas
Depends what you get.

sarainadream wrote:
Darkflame wrote:
A towel.

I dunno. LOL

True, towels can provide many many luxeries, as reported in the Hitchhikers Guide.
True. I fucking love that film.

Have you read the series? It's friggin hilarious. You can't say that very often about a book. Maybe sections here and there but the whole damn thing?

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:02 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:22 pm

Skittles
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They are basically worthless against zombies. I mean if you throw them at a zombie you'll slow a zombie down a bit because of the transferred momentum, but that just uses up energy that you would want to be using for running or something. Plus it's very inefficient. It would be more worthwhile to just eat the stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:31 pm

Soap.
Its basically worthless against zombies. I mean if you throw it at a zombie you'll slow a zombie down a bit because of the transferred momentum, but that just uses up energy that you would want to be using for running or something. Plus it's very inefficient. It would be more worthwhile to just use it to clean yourself. The zombies aren't interested in their immune system.

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:52 pm

A Boobjob.

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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:42 am

Your brain, there's a horrible zombie related pun in there somewhere.
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PostSubject: Re: What is the worst weapon to use against zombies?   Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:51 pm

sarainadream wrote:
Darkflame wrote:
breakyoudown wrote:
Christmas
Depends what you get.

sarainadream wrote:
Darkflame wrote:
A towel.

I dunno. LOL

True, towels can provide many many luxeries, as reported in the Hitchhikers Guide.
True. I fucking love that film.

Have you read the series? It's friggin hilarious. You can't say that very often about a book. Maybe sections here and there but the whole damn thing?

I've not read the book. Just seen the film. I have to have seen it at least 20 times. Very Happy

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Skittles
Corn Bread

They are basically worthless against zombies. I mean if you throw them at a zombie you'll slow a zombie down a bit because of the transferred momentum, but that just uses up energy that you would want to be using for running or something. Plus it's very inefficient. It would be more worthwhile to just eat the stuff.
Not true. My mate managed to take a chunk out of his tooth when he tried to catch one in his mouth.
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