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PostSubject: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:52 pm

Let's make a random Haiku thread of fail!

"The world is dying
We are all supremely fucked
Let us go to Mars"


Hardmode: Spend less than 2 minutes on said Haiku...
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:54 pm

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:21 pm

I hate poetry
Are you emo fucktarded
I stole your bike, dude
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:24 pm

Shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit, shit shit shit
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:09 am

I want to eat you
Feast on your bloody entrails
poop you back out again
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:16 am

it and or but the
owl dog cat fish cheese beer fat
masturbation clock

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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:55 am

I don't have anything
meaningful to say to you
go fuck off and die
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:00 am

Ozzy is a douche
He can't even fucking sing
Shit man, fuck that guy
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:49 am

Oh dear lord you made
Many poor people, there is no
Shame in being poor but I wouldn't mind if I had a small fortune

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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:42 am

Oh God why is just imagining that in my head such pure music?
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:19 pm

I licked that hooker
Her creamy hamstrings were hot
Like a rice cooker
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:31 pm

I knifed his penis
Like an amazon hunting
Snakes in the jungle


I ate that ball-sack
And I upchucked it back out
Because I choked, lul


I made him menstruate
Because I killed his man-hood
An axe-wound he bears





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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:03 pm

Haikus are easy
But sometimes, they dont make sense
Refrigerator

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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:34 pm

Lol I love that one Brute! I remember you posted it before.

Cheers Senrae is talking about genital mutilation.
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:46 pm

Yo its a Haiku
I like apple from peru
Oh shit it rhymes to

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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:09 pm

I am a demon
Take a look into my soul
And eggs you will find
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:11 pm

Once upon a time
There was this boy named VR
Turns out he's a douche
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:23 pm

what the fuckshit is a haiku?
if you tell me im stupid...well Fuck you...
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:26 pm

ohh Wikipedia FTW
where here mine

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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:56 pm

Wow that actually flowed really well IB.
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:59 pm

I know right?

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Will be raped in the shore
Bulls are gay cows
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:04 pm

Fuck Haikus
They're so fucking stupid
I can't be arsed with the last line
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:15 pm

This thread is full of win.
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:56 pm

Fuck
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fuck

(mini haiku)
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:20 pm

SINGmikg,larnagrabhr!@EEAG
kjrfohkarfbgihk
lkasheuhbgfibaghbiasfgrlkasrgflihb
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:23 pm

.
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there you go..
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:15 pm

Can i
haz a
cheezburger??
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:17 pm

This thread is full of
so much fucking failure, like
seriously dude
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:39 pm

fuck shit **** bitch damn
ass chode cum blumpkin slut pen0rz
do you liek mudkipz?
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:02 pm

IdecidedThatIwouldmakeadifferentKindofHaikuitiscalledatrytoreadthisyouassholeanditisalljustonesyllable
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:19 pm

Let me get this right...
Syallable has 3 syllables...
And each of those syllables has 3 more syllables...
And then each of /those/ syllables has yet another 3 syllables...
And so on and so forth so...
Syllable has an infinity of syllables?
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:29 pm

i dont quite follow.
Syl-a-ble has 3 syllables.

i dont follow after that

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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:18 am

Axe wrote:
SINGmikg,larnagrabhr!@EEAG
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i think you missed a syllable

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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:43 am

LOR wrote:
Axe wrote:
SINGmikg,larnagrabhr!@EEAG
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i think you missed a syllable

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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:56 am

Deathcore is brutal
In the way that your mom is
I am sad panda
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PostSubject: Re: Haiku Thread   Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:37 am

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