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PostSubject: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 2:51 pm

rules: a sentence per post. lets try to make sense ... at least partially lol.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:05 pm

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:27 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:30 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats.


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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:40 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:04 pm

Gah guys I was describing a normal human. Why aren't we introducing a conflict either?

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:09 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:23 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does.


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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:34 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:52 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop!
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:57 pm

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:28 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:20 pm

oh god this will derail quick. and it will become a "tl;dr" really soon as well

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:22 pm

not if you keep up, then you wont have to read it all the time.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:47 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:39 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:02 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:21 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:38 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:47 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law.


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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:58 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. That's when I started to whip it out.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:20 am

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:16 am

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:33 am

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:37 am

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up."
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:44 am

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:46 am

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:47 am

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:51 am

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:12 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:42 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!"
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:23 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:36 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:56 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:57 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:59 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:28 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:35 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:57 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:40 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:13 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:12 pm

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:15 pm

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:20 pm

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:23 pm

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:24 pm

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:28 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:13 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:21 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:30 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

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