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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:30 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt!
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:53 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:16 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:41 pm

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:43 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.


Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:45 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.


Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:44 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.


Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:54 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.


Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:24 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.


Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:42 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.


Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation. But before anyone could finish, something happened.

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:06 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.


Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation. But before anyone could finish, something happened.

A giant half chicken/half squirrel appeared!
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:26 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.


Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation. But before anyone could finish, something happened.

A giant half chicken/half squirrel appeared!
Picachu used THundershock....
It's super effective!
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:55 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.


Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation. But before anyone could finish, something happened.

A giant half chicken/half squirrel appeared!
Picachu used THundershock....
It's super effective!
John used an ultra ball!
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:30 am

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.


Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation. But before anyone could finish, something happened.

A giant half chicken/half squirrel appeared!
Picachu used THundershock....
It's super effective!
John used an ultra ball!
But it escaped!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:48 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation. But before anyone could finish, something happened.

A giant half chicken/half squirrel appeared!
Picachu used THundershock....
It's super effective!
John used an ultra ball!
But it escaped!!!!

Dean walked over and handed John a mushroom to cheer him up, but when he ate it he tripped into another dimension.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:07 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation. But before anyone could finish, something happened.

A giant half chicken/half squirrel appeared!
Picachu used THundershock....
It's super effective!
John used an ultra ball!
But it escaped!!!!

Dean walked over and handed John a mushroom to cheer him up, but when he ate it he tripped into another dimension. Strangely enough, everything in this dimension was made of macaroni

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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:23 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation. But before anyone could finish, something happened.

A giant half chicken/half squirrel appeared!
Picachu used THundershock....
It's super effective!
John used an ultra ball!
But it escaped!!!!

Dean walked over and handed John a mushroom to cheer him up, but when he ate it he tripped into another dimension. Strangely enough, everything in this dimension was made of macaroni

when he came closer to a wall made of Penne he sliped and fell into a gloryhole where little macaroni maggots inhabit and dance all night long awaiting for the rise of the Old One....Macaronithulhu...
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:31 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation. But before anyone could finish, something happened.

A giant half chicken/half squirrel appeared!
Picachu used THundershock....
It's super effective!
John used an ultra ball!
But it escaped!!!!

Dean walked over and handed John a mushroom to cheer him up, but when he ate it he tripped into another dimension. Strangely enough, everything in this dimension was made of macaroni

when he came closer to a wall made of Penne he sliped and fell into a gloryhole where little macaroni maggots inhabit and dance all night long awaiting for the rise of the Old One....Macaronithulhu...

Until Godzilla appeared to fight him.
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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:15 pm

Once upon a time, there existed a hideous smelly demon monster. All the other monsters smelled fine, so they made fun him everyday. This monster was difference from the others, he had two arms and legs, and a relatively small head. This became problematic when shopping for hats. Little did this monster know he could have gone to any common store and get a hat fitted specifically for his abnormally small head. His name is Dean, and on one night that week, he will find something terrible in his home.

It was a tuesday, and it began just like any other day. He got out of bed and did not hear his goblin neighbours playing today like he usually does. This intrigued Dean, so he looked outside in curiosity. Then, oops went down the slope zip zip zoobity bop! There was a slide outside of his window, which is standard in the area Dean lives in, and he accidently took a trip down it. Landing rather ungracefully, Dean composed himself to look around at the horrible sight before him. What he saw immediately paralyzed him on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes, but someone was eventually going to have to say what it was that he saw. What stood before him was the figure of his decapitated mother in law from the armpits of hell. Suddenly, "I had an uncle named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles." said Dean's mother in law. "That's when I started to whip it out." she continued. "My didgeridoo, I was a level 666 necrobard and he was a level 14 bicycle salesman; he didn't stand a chance.

Then, since it was getting so random, Dean woke up and realised it was all dream. He turned to his side and started to caress his mother-in-law's shoulder, "Hey Honey wake up." With this, Darkflame let out a deep sigh and realised it was going to get random however much he tried to prevent it. "There's room for one more, Darkflame," Dean said with a wink. "No, it's alright. You'd better finish up with Senrae first." said Dark. Senrae gets out of bed and smacks Darkflame across the face and it starts bleeding everywhere and he falls into Dean's arms for comfort. Then, Dean said "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BOY?", and continued to pet Darkflame in his comforting yet smelly embrace. Senrae said "You think that was bad, just wait to see what i am going to do to your mother-in-law!" Brandishing a melon, she advanced menacingly on Dean's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the lights went out and a cloaked figure swooped in from the window! The figure paused for a moment then reached up to lower his hood. It was Slenderman. Purely because Darkflame had no idea who Slenderman was, he removed his Slenderman mask to reveal his true identity. The spectators could not believe their eyes when they saw the true identity of the mysterious intruder.

Then the intruder proceeded to insert a huge penis-like shaped Cigar into his mouth...he swallowed all the mysterious shaped articafc...gagin for his life...he deeepthroated until it reached the end but this was just the begining...

He then exploded, turning into a giraffe in the proccess. The giraffe, slightly confused as to its sudden existence proceeded to use it's long neck to slam its head off of the wall, repeatedly. After several agonizing minutes, the giraffe took a final blow to the wall and its neck snapped in two. The giraffe, currently in shock that it is still alive after breaking its neck, began to use newly sprouted tentacles to fix the damages to his neck. Upon discovering this newfound power, he preceded to launch his tentacles at the room's occupants. These tentacles only have 2 powers, one being neck repair and the other being auto-orgasm powers so all of the people in the room exploded in their pants. Unsurprisingly, this caused quite a shock among everyone, and blank horrific stares where had by all- this giraffe was truly a mysterious and dangerous being.

And then john was zombie.

"Who is john and why is he now a zombie?" is something you may be wondering.


Dear john is a half-dwarf half-taco manwolf squid that lives in a pineapple under the sea...
But thats the least of his problems.

Descending from the lost planet of Yuggoth, a dark misty gooie entity appeared.. Dark Lord ImendiaBurzum stood like an erect dick before John, splooging with evil as he gripped him by his abnormally large adams apple, throbbing, suffocating vibrating; oh the pain Johnathan felt! John reached wildly for his Mp3 player yet to only end up grabbing his own penis. Confused and having just came in his pants from the giraffe's powers, John ended up getting his hands messy and couldnt quite get a good hold on himself, so he threw his messy hands onto the face of the Dark Lord. John and the Dark Lord began to have anal sex. But this was not just any normal anal sex. The two of them had long snake like penises and stuck them in each others poopers at the same time. When i mean snake-like, i mean they were actually snakes. The snakes shot laser beams from their arses.

The two were thrusting in and out of each other maddeningly, when the girraffe creature began to wrap its tentacles around their necks, choking them and increasing their stimulation. But before anyone could finish, something happened.

A giant half chicken/half squirrel appeared!
Picachu used THundershock....
It's super effective!
John used an ultra ball!
But it escaped!!!!

Dean walked over and handed John a mushroom to cheer him up, but when he ate it he tripped into another dimension. Strangely enough, everything in this dimension was made of macaroni

when he came closer to a wall made of Penne he sliped and fell into a gloryhole where little macaroni maggots inhabit and dance all night long awaiting for the rise of the Old One....Macaronithulhu...

Until Godzilla appeared to fight him.

But we all know who won...


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PostSubject: Re: metalisfav storytime   Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:11 pm

The tentacle girraffe used its tentacles to rip both of them in half.
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