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PostSubject: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:46 pm

Some are just to stupid to be teaching. For example, todays colour theory class, i painted a badass dragon using only grays. Now I ask the prof to come over and see if its ok. She tells me maybe make a few things darker, and shade a few areas. I do that and a few mins later i call her over again. She looks at it and says i did it wrong and that i have to do it again. Irritated, I wait maybe 10 mins then call her over again to look at the unchanged painting. She looks at it and then says I did it right. Like seriously? Just tell me it was right the first time instead of wasting both our time. Im not one to argue with getting checkmarks, but I consider times like that a great annoyance.

Another example I heard about from my brother (whom is in highschool). Apparently he wrote an essay comparing 1st Person Shooters and 3rd Person Shooters on the Xbox 360. When he got it back, to his (an my) horror, he got like a 65-70% on it. Turns out, he lost marks everytime xbox 360 was used because she didnt understand why an X was infront of Box and why 360 was even used. He lost even more marks because he was talking about 1st and 3rd person (when writing essays you arent supposed to talk in the 1st or 3rd person). There was a few other things like wtf a campaign was and such, but when he tried to explain why X and 360 were before and after Box, and the other things, teach just says, "Fuck you. Mark is already in. Do not care. I'm afraid of chickens". I've heard other complaints about her before.

I can't wait till his Parent Teacher Interview.

Im sure there are more examples, but these are the more recent ones. Discuss.
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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:18 pm

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"Fuck you. Mark is already in. Do not care. I'm afraid of chickens".

thats all i needed to hear.

i had a world cultures and geography teacher back in 10th grade who thought kiev was in belarus...

its the capital of ukraine...

i would understand maybe i lesser known city but...

its the capital.

she was awesome though, my favorite SS teacher my entire time in highschool i think.

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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:26 pm

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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:32 pm

Mrs. Wilson I presume

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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:37 pm

Yup
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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:32 pm

My geography teacher thought the earth's core was 250 degrees C. That's about the temperature of an oven.
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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:20 pm

Except less hot

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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:26 am

An elementary school teacher shared her sex and birth experiences with us (classmates) one time. We were just on a field trip and then it happened. "You feel something going in and out of you, in and out, in and out!" She put it tastefully as far as spilling her heart out in front of fifth graders is concerned.

I have another one. I had a social studies teacher in middle school that did something pretty funny one time. During lunch Asian kids would hang out in his class and stuff. This one girl told him she was wearing a skirt. He met her claim with skepticism. Something like, "No, really?" And she insisted upon it. Then upon further skepticism he looked under the desk and exclaimed, "Wow you are!"
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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:23 pm

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An elementary school teacher shared her sex and birth experiences with us (classmates) one time. We were just on a field trip and then it happened. "You feel something going in and out of you, in and out, in and out!" She put it tastefully as far as spilling her heart out in front of fifth graders is concerned.

I have another one. I had a social studies teacher in middle school that did something pretty funny one time. During lunch Asian kids would hang out in his class and stuff. This one girl told him she was wearing a skirt. He met her claim with skepticism. Something like, "No, really?" And she insisted upon it. Then upon further skepticism he looked under the desk and exclaimed, "Wow you are!"
LOL Dude, you've had some pretty creepy teachers.

Oh, another thing. A teacher at a school two of my friends go to got arrested for pedophilia. No joke. I saw it on the news and everything. They've taken the case to court just in past week.
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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:41 pm

Awww sick VR. lolololol

I don't have a problem with teachers, but some of the people who work at my school sketch me out. Sometimes I feel like they are hitting on me. D: One of the cafeteria workers tried to get my number. Ughhguhsgd
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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:40 pm

Yeah and that elementary teacher kept me from going to the sex ed thing for putting a clip on my nose because I wasn't "mature enough." I was like the only kid who never laughed in their stupid sex ed classes. I was laughing about recipes that used vagina chunks at that age.

I thought both incidences were pretty hilarious though.
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PostSubject: Re: I sometimes wonder why some teachers are teachers   Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:04 pm

I've had some odd teachers. One just ate KFC during class and did attendance for the whole 40 minutes. Then tested us on shit we didn't learn from her.

Another was some suicidal bitch who was the Nurse Ratchet of teaching.

I also believe we had an elementary nurse that tried to kill me in kindergarden.
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