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PostSubject: Useless super powers you'd want?   Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:19 pm

Invisibility when nobody is looking at you
The ability to hypnotize plants

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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:43 pm

the ability to actually shit the aroma of roses.

every time i have my picture taken, it is fantastic. not a model or stereotypical good looks persay, just the ability to be in a great picture each and everytime

to be able to recall every song ever. when someone sings some stupid part of a song, i should be able to cut them off and interject with the title and artist.

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:04 pm

Ability to pull off every facial hair style in existence.

Ability to have a cake and eat it too.
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:05 pm

Turn into a giraffe.
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:06 pm

Taxer666 wrote:
Ability to pull off every facial hair style in existence.

Ability to have a cake and eat it too.
double yes
and yes .

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:27 pm

The ability to find laugh at Big Bang Theory
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:49 pm

Ability to turn blog idea into a book

Able to transform any escalator into stairs and force any lazy bastard at the mall to burn at least 7 calories.

Ability to In-flight flight (Fly inside Airplanes only when they are on the air)

Laser pointner vision!

The power to see what your mother is doing at all times. (able to turn on and off)

The ability to Get teleported to a random moment in history everytime one Farts..
the incredible power of turning every button i push into a Self-Destruct Button.
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:20 pm

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The ability to find laugh at Big Bang Theory
I finally found someone who hates that show too!

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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:53 pm

Talking to animals, The ability to walk down the stairs blindfolded and backwards.
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:24 am

the ability to call in tactical cheeseburgers anytime...anywhere...
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:50 am

Wwait I forgot to add the ability to make cats and hot dog buns fight each other for my entertainment.
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:38 am

the ability to steal free things

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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:07 pm

the ability to sing like this man
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:23 pm

The ability to hear the riffs
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:29 pm

oooooh dis.

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:19 am

THE ABILITY TO SUMMON A MASSEUSE WHENEVER (all the time).
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:04 am

The incredible power of making up useless powers at Internet Forums,,,
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:11 pm

The talking to animals one got taken but ya...that. Not totally useless...didn't Snow White and Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls have that? Anyways..
Brute, NPH has the photo talent. Reminded me of a How I M Y Mother ep.

Hmm every power I want would not be useless to me. Read a whole book in a few minutes? Kay I took that from the Bookworm on Batman.
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:17 pm

whats nph?
i dont quite follow your meaning....

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:06 pm

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Invisibility when nobody is looking at you
MISERY MEN!!
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:22 pm

i beleive you mean mystery men good sir

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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:21 pm

Brute wrote:
whats nph?
i dont quite follow your meaning....

My bad, I assume everyone knows the NPH from Doogie Houser and Harold and Kumar. Neil Patrick Harris, in an episode of How I met your Mother, can have photos taken of him making a weird face but in the display play back, he looks perfect. Hah...anywho..
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:37 pm

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The ability to hear the riffs

I already have this ability
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:54 pm

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Brute wrote:
whats nph?
i dont quite follow your meaning....

My bad, I assume everyone knows the NPH from Doogie Houser and Harold and Kumar. Neil Patrick Harris, in an episode of How I met your Mother, can have photos taken of him making a weird face but in the display play back, he looks perfect. Hah...anywho..
ooooh hahahah, that is rather funny. thanks for the explanation

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The ability to hear the riffs

I already have this ability
correct usage of the monocle, i feel, gives you +rep

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Blink 182?
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:44 pm

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i beleive you mean mystery men good sir
Yeah, that. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Useless super powers you'd want?   Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:04 am

Taxer666 wrote:
Axe wrote:
The ability to hear the riffs

I already have this ability

But there aren't any riffs!
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