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PostSubject: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:14 am

So Christmas is coming up, this thread is about the worst b-day/christmas/valentines whatever, the worst gifts you have ever given. Were not counting the awful crafts you made at school that your parents pretended to like "Oh another picture of you...great"
I went to a Christmas gathering, it was 4 peoples birthdays all in December. Four presents? Really? Like screw off. I took 4 pieces of lined paper and I wrote a cheque and on the line I wrote "All the money" and glued it to the page. I wrote random jokes in the paper and put a chocolate inside each. How fucking cute. I also wrote words in Italian that I don't know how to spell and I don't fully understand

So it was another friends birthday and I had bought her a banana guard (container). My buddy had bought her the same thing. She doesn't like banana's.

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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:05 am

Its been awhile, but im back, anyways...

hmm cant actually remember giving out a bad gift, although soon i will be giving out one. As a gag gift for christmas I bought my cousin 'Manga Messiah' XD it is basically a manga version of the bible.
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:41 am

my weirdest christmas gift i gave was last christmas...i told my best friend:
Friend: Merry christmas dude
*handshake*
Me:....satan...*sips egg nog*
Friend:
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:21 am

One year I took a small postage box out to one of our flower beds and filled it full of rocks and then gave that to my stepdad.
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:31 am

Hahaha, Axe that's awesome


I assume you aren't too fond of your stepdad?
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:39 am

The Last Airbender this year. The worst movie ever.
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:56 pm

a copy of Madden 2004 when it was 2008
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:34 pm

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Hahaha, Axe that's awesome


I assume you aren't too fond of your stepdad?

We don't get along sometimes, but I gave him a legit gift too. Just that one first so it was hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:48 pm

I really can't think of any GOOD present's I've given Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:48 pm

I've given someone a towel once.
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:49 pm

I gave someone a tin of soup once.
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:56 pm

Darkflame wrote:
I gave someone a tin of soup once.


An empty one, right?
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:01 pm

No, I thought she'd like some soup.

It was an inside joke. She eats soup really weird and I constantly take the piss out of her for it. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:29 pm

A pair of socks I wore for a month without washing them, as well as 2-3 packs of spaghetti.
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:35 pm

Flames you gave me like $6 for my bday lmao

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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:18 pm

I think I gave GravyGulper $5 and a bar of soap (Wasn't implying anything, it was the first thing that came to my mind)
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:29 pm

i gave my sister half a pack of mint gum once
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:20 pm

Drugs. Wait, that's a really good present...

Um... Old drugs?
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:27 pm

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I think I gave GravyGulper $5 and a bar of soap (Wasn't implying anything, it was the first thing that came to my mind)
lol!

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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:36 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:47 pm

breakyoudown wrote:
Flames you gave me like $6 for my bday lmao
bs i did
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:01 pm

Wonderland ticket divided by 6 people

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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:10 am

im getting a pubic hair filled ham for my family...Smile
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:45 am

t'was 8 bucks
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:00 am

Hahah oh

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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:04 pm

Cannot say I have ever given a terrible present. The worst presents I received were turtle necks (I hate them and never wear them but I have 6), this toy bear glued to some wood and set up in a bedroom in front of a mirror (sculpture?) and a Barbie when I turned 13.
I also got a coconut for Christmas but at least that was a joke.
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PostSubject: Re: What are some bad presents you've given people?   Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:32 pm

I'm giving a tin of tuna to that same friend this year.

Another inside joke.
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