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PostSubject: BYD being a dick   Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:36 pm

So I traded this guy on Kijiji Half life for Crackdown. His copy of Crackdown doesn't work at all, I'm unhappy with this. At first I want my game back, later I decide to just have some fun. I'll keep you updated as it goes lmao

Me:
Hey man, earlier this year I traded you a good condition copy of Half Life The Orange Box. I didn't play your Crackdown till now.
It doesn't work
At all
I even paid a store to get it cleaned and it doesn't work
I'm pretty sure you knew it didn't work when you traded it to me. Were going to need to trade back next time I'm in Guelph
Thanks bud- no hard feelings but this wasn't the right thing to do

Him:
I didnt play that game before i gave it to you, half life is long gone too. In fact my whole xbox is gone. Im not gonna refund you becasue it has been half a year.

Me:
We traded in December didn't we- two months? I was appealing to your decency man you may not have known the game was broken that's fine but it still was a bit of a robbery

Him:
Excuse me, i dont know if you know, but i didnt lend you the game, you bought it. Even if it was in december, it doesnt matter. Thats still 2 months ago. I am not refunding you and it is most certainly not robbery.

Me:
This is where I give up and start just playing
Don't be sarcastic with me you can't sell broken items to people- I'm simply telling you what you did and you don't care at all- on top of that you're being overly defensive. Now you can either refund me or I can forward this email to kijiji's staff.

Him:
You know what, i encourage you to forward it to kijiji's staff. For one, how is that going to effect me at all? And for two, you have no legal right over this, its buyers beware and it's not like you got a receipt. Kijiji has put this on there rules for a long time now and they wont do anything about it. I honestly did not know it was broken because it wasnt when i sold it to you and i am not going to refund you because i dont believe that you JUST played it, i mean you can't honestly think i would trade back from a deal that happened last year, and that the game you traded with me is long gone.

It wasnt broken when i gave it to you and i dont appreciate you saying i "stole" from you, that you automaticly assumed that i would trade back with you or the threat. Next time you try to communicate with someone, i would suggest better manners.

Now i can honestly say i do not care what you say about this matter because i am done discusing it.

Good Night

Me:
The game is 100% broken I'm afraid. So I see you did some research before replying so I'm going to make a deal with you. Its winter, the slopes are functioning. K-13 mountain, ski race...Its the only way to settle this dispute. If I win- not only will I get my refund, but I will also keep Heather- your girlfriend. But if you win, you'll never see me again and I'm sure Heather will be yours forever. Now you better start practicing- perhaps a sports montage may be needed for you to compete. Been skiing for a good time and its going to take nothing short of a miracle for you to win this race. Oh and if I win, I'm going to give my father the go ahead to close down your club. This is for real...
Unless you're.......




Scared.

See you on the slopes- Darsh.

Him:
What? We are taking about a game! YOU are responsible for it not me. Go see a doctor, you obviously need to. What club? Who is heather???? Skiing?

Please do not email me again.

Me:
The wind blows through our hair as we prepare to go down the hill. I cast you a cocky look, you match it with a stern ignoring face. We begin the race, I'm clearly in the lead. Being the cheater I am, I foolishly try to cut down a tree thinking it will slow you down later buying me enough time to cross the finish line. I thought I'd be the one with your beloved Heather. But what do I see while I'm sawing this tree- but a birds nest peacefully chriping away. I look into their eyes and see that I have become the very thing I thought I was fighting for. I see you pass me and understand that that this is a fair race. I jump on my skii's and decide to keep on a pace just behind you. You cross the finish line. The crowd roars as the upset occurs. I look at Heather who avoids my eye contact and she rushes towards you. I have took so long to understand it, a feeling I haven't felt before....



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PostSubject: Re: BYD being a dick   Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:59 pm

7/10 trolling there byd
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PostSubject: Re: BYD being a dick   Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:16 pm

8/10 the last one was pretty funny
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PostSubject: Re: BYD being a dick   Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:24 pm

lmao not bad scores. I was so pissed though, I wanted to play Crackdown so hard. I hope he replies to that

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PostSubject: Re: BYD being a dick   Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:41 pm

That is the funniest thing ever, the last paragraph had me laughing so hard. Nice one man

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PostSubject: Re: BYD being a dick   Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:58 pm

He finally replied

Him:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH SO FUNNY AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME!

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PostSubject: Re: BYD being a dick   Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:08 pm

Fucking rep for that. That was amazing.
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PostSubject: Re: BYD being a dick   Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:36 pm

winning well done.
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PostSubject: Re: BYD being a dick   Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:54 pm

HAHA I love how he never caught on to the joke; just kept taking it seriously.

"Mommy...some crazy man is harrassing me on the interwebs".
"Block him Junior, he obviously means business".

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PostSubject: Re: BYD being a dick   Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:42 pm

I can't believe he thought I actually wanted to godamn ski battle him over a $10 game

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