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PostSubject: Moments that you got screwed over?   Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:05 pm

Night out drinking with friends. At the end of the night my girlfriend and her friend were both sleeping in my bed and I was still up. 4am came around and my girlfriend invited me to come in too. I decided that I'd be nice and not cram them. I slept on the floor, she got mad at me because she thought I was being rude.


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PostSubject: Re: Moments that you got screwed over?   Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:16 am

Fuck bro that sucks....

so:
>Came home
>No one here
>Make some coffee
>Watch tv
>Starting to feel horny
>switch to porn channel
>masterbate
>coffe spills on balls
>run to the kitchen and wash balls with cold water from the sink
>It was not cold water...
>hotter water burning my balls and dick
>run outside looking for help
>trip on a pile of dog shit
>pee myself out of pain
>run back inside
>my parents were actually there all the time
>see blisters on dick and balls
>faint
>arrive the ER covered in piss and shit with a burnt dick and blistered balls
>everyone walked the dinosaur.

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PostSubject: Re: Moments that you got screwed over?   Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:37 am

Numerous times Ive been going to catch the bus or something and a friend tells me to wait for the next one so we can go together. After the bus leaves i get a text saying nvm, already there. Fuck you guys.
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PostSubject: Re: Moments that you got screwed over?   Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:01 am

Friday night, the girl i was interested came over for a night of fun-filled drinking festivities. She then told me that she had to be home by four, before her dad got up for work. After she left, my other friends went to bed so I decided to go see if two of my friend's from work wanted to hang out (I was drunk at this point, I usually don't go to people's homes uninvited) and I saw her car outside. Kinda got screwed over on that one. FML
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PostSubject: Re: Moments that you got screwed over?   Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:07 pm

Ib are you serious? That bloooows

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PostSubject: Re: Moments that you got screwed over?   Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:38 pm

ain't it?
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