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PostSubject: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:50 pm

Did it in class. Really boring. Hope ya have a laugh


I realized the other day that my friends and I are morons. Were always sitting around every night making the exact same jokes all night and making fun of people we don’t like. The other day we had heard that there was a booksale at our college. Alright, so were walking by and see the mass amounts of books. The first thing we do is try to find videogames. Do you ever do this? Go to a big sale and look for fucking games right away? So we find some computer games that all look awful. One of them included lawnmower racing. I stated that this is godamn dangerous. One of my friends looked at me, paused for a moment and replied “Well they take the blades out”. Oh……
Oh….
So anyway we start looking at books and we don’t even look at them. We mostly just make fun of them. “Haha look at this romance novel, you’d like this wouldn’t you?”
So really we just went there to be jackasses.

Anyways, so next year I am going to live in a house. Yeah that’s right. Getting the master bedroom. The problem is that the house looks like complete crap. My door has a huge dent in it, as if someone hit it with a hammer or something. Basically it looks like the set of the first Hellraiser. So I hear about a student painting sale, so I instantly think “Hey, I can use one of these artsy things to make my house look good again! Yeah people will think I’m sensitive and stuff” So I go to this sale with my roommate right? I casually walk through and see a photo of one of my friends as a portrait for sale. How awkward would it be if I had her picture in my room and she comes over and sees it? Oh god. That is the most embarrassing thing. Like I might as well add onto to it because it can’t get worse. I’ll photoshop it and add myself in the background with my arm around her and Ian McShane is in the background wearing fatherly clothes looking at us disproving. But seriously we walk through and laugh at a few of the silly ones that we don’t quite understand how they classify as art. One of the paints was a really wide black painted canvas with a red line in the middle. Won a second place prize. How could I do such a thing for a video contest? I don’t think its possible. So we both walk out of there without any paintings. I realized that once again, me and my friends attended a classy sale and only made fun of the stock the entire time again. I am completely hopeless.

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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:39 pm

I like this. Again, it's much less funny in writing since stand up only really works when you hear it out loud. You could do with some more definite punchlines to leave more of an impression but aside from that, pretty good. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:42 pm

Yeah maybe I should title these just BYD comedy
I could make future ones less of a story and more of just separate quick jokes
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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:56 am

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I like this. Again, it's much less funny in writing since stand up only really works when you hear it out loud. You could do with some more definite punchlines to leave more of an impression but aside from that, pretty good. Very Happy

pretty much this. would like to see the actual standup. i think standup takes some serious balls

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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:42 am

I think vids are the next step up
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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:39 pm

I think I'd rather film an audio CD and add a laughtrack. Unless I have people helping me it wont be a good video.

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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:03 pm

You never know exactly how good you are until you get on stage. Is there a comedy club or something somewhere near you?
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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:39 pm

Not sure if I have nerves of steel lol

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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:18 pm

do it

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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:53 pm

It can't hurt to try.
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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:35 pm

Give me a bit to practice will you lol

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PostSubject: Re: BYD stand up comedy part 3   Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:41 pm

No! Do eet! Do eet noaw!!!
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