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PostSubject: What you haters know about cooking?   Sat May 07, 2011 11:41 am

Trying to learn how to cook while I'm at home so I can impress people at school later. I'm pretty awful, all I know is how to make desserts because I've worked at ice cream places for over a year, so I guess I can contribute or something dawg.


Strawberry Lemonade Delicious Smoothie thing
-4 oz of apple juice
-Buy some lemonade sorbet and put a healthy scoop of that in
-Throw in some strawberries for the haters
-add some ice to make some texture
-blend

Chocolate lovers Milkshake
Alright so this one is just bullshit filling, but if you invest in it godamn you will be pleased
-You're going to have to buy three kinds of ice cream
-Chocolate
-Chocolate fudge
-Chocolate Brownie
-Put a scoop of each in the blender
-Add a lot of milk depending on how much you put in
-Add some whip cream when you pour it into a glass
-Stop hatin'

Buster bars - this thing http://www.fredflare.com/blog/?m=200804
-Buy a set of small cardboard cups at a store
-Buy some peanuts and vanilla ice cream, and a bag of fudge
-Fill the cup with vanilla ice cream and put some fudge in the middle and put peanuts wherever
-Put Popsicle sticks in them for handles
-Now you need to freeze all of this madness
-Once its all frozen you need to get them out of the cups
-So fill up a bigger glass with hot water
-Dunk your little cup by the handle and leave it there for about 5 seconds, it should be easier to pull it out of the cup so you have your shaped bar
-Now you need to heat up your fudge quite a bit in a large container
-Dunk all of the bars into the fudge and then freeze them again
-You will now have what is shown in the link
-Teach me how to actually cook

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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Sat May 07, 2011 11:50 am

Roasted Green Peppers are my favorite thing to cook, but I also cook chili, soup, I can grill stuff, and I can make alot of pasta. I like to cook, lol.
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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Sat May 07, 2011 12:03 pm

I burn toast. Not the person to ask.
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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Sat May 07, 2011 12:24 pm

Share your secrets I know nothing

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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Sat May 07, 2011 8:45 pm

I know less than nothing. Do not take my advice. It will end in casualties.
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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Sun May 08, 2011 4:23 am

Cooking is easy... just slap your wife/girlfriend/mom around and tell them what you want to eat. Perfect results everytime.
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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Sun May 08, 2011 7:07 am

All I really know how to cook is breakfast food. Eggs, bacon, etc. But most people don't realize that if you cook eggs in the same skillet you cooked the bacon in (pour some of the grease out) then they are like ten times better. I can also grill things, but not much prep is involved with anything I cook.
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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Sun May 08, 2011 10:46 am

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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Sun May 08, 2011 12:30 pm

i can fry almost everything. Deep frying shit is pretty cool too.
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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Sun May 08, 2011 2:05 pm

I like to cook really unhealthy but awesome meals
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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Sun May 08, 2011 5:22 pm

I can cook I just usually don't. I prefer working with cold foods and making sammiches and stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Mon May 09, 2011 4:42 am

When I go to Subway I tell the worker there how to cook my sandwich. So, in a sense, I'm sort of like a master chef.
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PostSubject: Re: What you haters know about cooking?   Mon May 09, 2011 5:43 pm

Dies Irae wrote:
Cooking is easy... just slap your wife/girlfriend/mom around and tell them what you want to eat. Perfect results everytime.

That's when you secretly spit or snort in your lovely boyfriend's meal and glorify in his eating of it.

Ask moi. I had to go and move out and make dinner every night for me and my lovely boyfriend.
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