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PostSubject: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:21 am

Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?


If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?


Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?


Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?


Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?


Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?


Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?


Why are Softballs hard?


Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?


If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet


Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!


Can blind people see their dreams?


Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?


Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?


Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?


Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?


Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?


How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?


If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?


If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?


Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin


If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?


Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:08 am

LOL!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:18 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:47 pm

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Lmaooooooooooooo
I really shouldn't be laughing at that but its hilarious

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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:09 pm

Lol
thats a hard one
lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:56 pm

if a baby is born with aids would it be a std or an infection?
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:57 pm

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if a baby is born with aids would it be a std or an infection?

You went to far man really.....;(
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:03 pm

im sorry Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:08 pm

If an armless man has a gun is he armed?

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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:50 am

Everyone needs some Rhetorical Answers for Rhetorical Questions ^^

Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
Because it wakes you "up", when it's really letting you "Down" because you don't want to wake up.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Yes, Emergencies are Emergencies, there are more then 1 ambulance in a state, ya know.

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
So people won't buy that much of it, because some people are allergic to Nuts and hate Grapes.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is there a song for Hornyness????? cheers

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Yes, Pawn Shops sell lots of Shet Very Happy

Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?
Because.........Yes.

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Mountains own you, that's why Very Happy

Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
Yes, because semi-conductors are electrified ^^

Why are Softballs hard?
The term "softball" is used to attract weaklings to play it ^^.

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Yes.

If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Cause he's a Faggit.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Because some people don't have....

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet
Yes

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Yes

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Yes

Can blind people see their dreams?
Yes

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Yes

Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
Yes

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
Yes

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Yes

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Yes

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
There Dumbasses

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Yes

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
Yes

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Yes

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Yes

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Yes

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin
Yes

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
Yes

Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?
Yes
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:31 am

Lol
Pretty Smart Answers
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Rhetorical Questions That Make You Go Hmm(Funny)   Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:10 am

Carson... Wow. Just... wow.
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