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PostSubject: Not the best morning [S/7] [G/7]   Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:30 pm

I woke up this morning just like normal, at around 5 am(I have to get to a shift work job early in the morning). I did not feel anything was different today. I had slept relatively well, with no barking dogs or loud music blaring on the street. As I came down the hallway towards the kitchen/living room area, I suddenly got a creepy feeling. I reached around the corner and flipped up the kitchen light. The way the lights are arranged, they do not shine any light into the living room(the living room light bulb is burned out), but it made me feel better, so I proceeded to make a bowl of cereal. I sat down at my kitchen table to eat it, but I still had this weird, creeped-out feeling. It was almost like someone was watching me. I had to sit with my back to the living room(it is a tiny kitchen), and I knew the feeling was just my imagination, but I just could not shake it, and kept glancing over my shoulder expecting to see someone behind me. I even got up to peer into the living room and said the ridiculously stupid, "Hello? Is someone there?" , but the light was not really reaching very far. I could kind of see the outlines of my TV and couch and the one chair, but I could not see anything to give me that feeling. I just tried to forget the feeling, and, after eating my cereal, I went back to my bedroom to get ready. I felt better back in my bedroom, but when I got ready to leave my apartment, I had to pass through the living room to get to the front door, and I got the feeling again. It was even stronger than before. It was like someone was right next to me.
Well, I had to leave, so I just walked through the semi-darkness of my living room at 6:30 in the morning and opened my front door. I glanced back just to make sure I did not forget anything, and I noticed someone was laying on my couch. The person was obviously dead, with large, bulging eyes and a mouth open like he was gasping for breath. I bolted out the door screaming and called the police. When they came, they took down my name and I gave them this story.
They said someone brought the guy here after he was already dead, probably suffocated him with something over his face, and picked my lock to lay him on my couch. Something else that I found really creepy that I did not even see until after the cops had carted away the body was that the corpse’s head was resting on my other pillow that had been in my bed when I went to sleep.

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PostSubject: Re: Not the best morning [S/7] [G/7]   Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:35 pm

ROFL!!! Great story!
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PostSubject: Re: Not the best morning [S/7] [G/7]   Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:51 pm

lol so cheesy
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PostSubject: Re: Not the best morning [S/7] [G/7]   Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:51 pm

Lololol that was kinda bad. Not really scary at all.
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PostSubject: Re: Not the best morning [S/7] [G/7]   Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:53 pm

It was pure comedy. The title was a litote and the ending was so under-played and "matter of fact." IDK what word to use there.
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PostSubject: Re: Not the best morning [S/7] [G/7]   Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:57 pm

Omg so funny...
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PostSubject: Re: Not the best morning [S/7] [G/7]   Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:47 pm

But imagine if it happened to you guise

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PostSubject: Re: Not the best morning [S/7] [G/7]   Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:05 pm

breakyoudown wrote:
But imagine if it happened to you guise
I don't have a kitchen/living room.
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