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PostSubject: Omegle Chats   Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:40 pm

Stranger: when does the narwhal bacon

You: After about an hour on the grill

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Stranger: paki

You: stan

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You: I like my women like I like my coffee

You: Ground up and in the freezer.

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You: If women don't belong in the kitchen, why do they have eggs and milk inside them?

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Stranger: Hey!

You: Hey

Stranger: How's it going?

You: Not too good

Stranger: Aw. Sorry to hear that. Why so?

You: I got the shit kicked out of me at summer school today

Stranger: Oh. That's horrible. Are you okay?

You: Yeah, I was playing basketball and hanging out with my friends behind the school and a couple of guys showed up and made trouble

You: The only person I could talk to was my mother since my father left her when she was pregnant.

Stranger: Oh. Sorry. That's doesn't sound too fun.

You: You know what she said?

Stranger: No. What?

You: You're moving in with you auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:21 pm

lol'd
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:54 pm

Oh god you should've seen the stir here when this came out

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:12 am

The last one is fucking great!

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:10 pm

Go ahead and post your own.

You: The Game

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:25 pm

You: Would you like to play some video games?

Them: aw shit bro lets play some call of duty or gears

You: Fuck this.

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:46 pm

That was really dumb

Stranger: I'm Glad You Came

You: Oh Yeah?

Stranger: the sun goes down

Stranger: the stars come out

Stranger: and all that counts is here and now

Stranger: my universe will never be the same

Stranger: im glad you came

Stranger: im glad you came

You: Despite that I am your bane

Stranger: you cast a spell on me

Stranger: spell on me

Stranger: you hit me like the sky fell on me

Stranger: fell on me

Stranger: and i decided you look well on me..

Stranger: well on me..

Stranger: so lets go somewhere no on else can see you and me

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:26 am

That last one was great!
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:54 am

Me: Hey byd

byd: sup

Me: Go fuck yourself.

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:25 pm

Uh.....yeah
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:49 pm

way to make it awkward, hero
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:06 pm

Ahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Omegle Chats   Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:57 pm

Stranger: NOT SPAM win a free apple ipad2. it worked for me. http://bigbrandrewards.com/ipzas/?lid=ipzas_ref&referral_id=1668393

You: ok

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You: I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

Stranger: Come watch me rub my pussy.... <3 rubmypussy.blogspot.com

You: ok

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Stranger: hiiii

Stranger: m?

You: yes, and you are a pedophile

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Stranger: hi asl

You: 16/f/NY

Stranger: 19/m/ohio

You: oh, that is close

Stranger: how r u?

You: gr8

Stranger: im horny

You: o rly? Smile

Stranger: yes

You: hmmmmm

Stranger: wanna c?

You: perhaps

Stranger: im on a chat

You: So am I.

You: With you

Stranger: video chat?

You: I can't. I don't have a camera

Stranger: u can watch me tho

You: This is the New York State Police Department. You are being charged with trying to show nudity to a minor. You can serve up to 2-5 years in prison for this

You: Hold on while we track your IP address.

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