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PostSubject: Jokes and such   Thu May 24, 2012 10:00 pm

What did the blind and deaf man with no arms and legs get for his birthday?
























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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Thu May 24, 2012 10:34 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Thu May 24, 2012 11:39 pm

I already said Cancer
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Fri May 25, 2012 1:55 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Fri May 25, 2012 2:23 am

who's there?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Fri May 25, 2012 9:28 am

A man is walking through a forest and sees a woman laying in the snow with broken legs bleeding and asking for help. He thinks to himself "I must be walking in circles"

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Fri May 25, 2012 4:34 pm

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who's there?
i eat mop
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Fri May 25, 2012 6:46 pm

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ThatNaggerGuy wrote:
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i eat mop

Fuck you

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Fri May 25, 2012 8:20 pm

A Jewish boy goes up to his dad and asks "Hey Dad, can I please have twenty dollars?"
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"Fifteen dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?"

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Fri May 25, 2012 8:26 pm

Gold byd

So a man and a young boy walk into the woods together at night. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared, this forest is dark and I can't see the exit."
The man responds, "you're scared? I'm the one that has to leave this damn place alone!"





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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Sat May 26, 2012 4:12 am

nice job byd and taxer
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Face muscles.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Sat May 26, 2012 2:34 pm

^lol. i wish i could remember jokes

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Sat May 26, 2012 8:55 pm

What is brown and sticky?




































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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and such   Sat May 26, 2012 9:27 pm

lol! man...i wish i contribute things to this thread other than "lol". CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. ILL BE BACK EVENTUALLY

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