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PostSubject: ok this is serious.   Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:28 pm

Im not tad far joking .
heres the thing.
Last nite i spend the nite on a friends house...and a couple of girls went on to drink some beers and hang out.
2 were new girls here in panama (colombian girls) and 2 were regular girlfriends...ya know...
well the **** went rly out of control and 4 of the 5 dudes there (including me) got laid with this girls.
i got one of the newcomers colombian chick.
and the other one was havin sex with a bud.
ok now.
early today we talked to one ofthe other girls and well she said those 2 colombian girls used to be Prostitutes back in colombia.

Now this is the ****. HOW THE **** CAN I FIND OUT IF I HAVE SOME KIND OF VENEREAN DISEASE?
I cant talk to my parents cuz i told them i was only gonna watch a couple of movies no big deal.
if they find out...they will probably kick me off the house or sth.
yeah my parents are that RADICAL.
Man im so Fuckd....
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:34 pm

**** man, that sucks
Alright first of all, if you have a school doctor maybe they can take a blood test. Say that your feeling really low in energy lately or something and when they test it maybe you can say you got it by sharing a drink with someone.

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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:01 am

oh ****
dude i hope you dont get anything
be careful not to have sex again for a while
and check with your doctor
you will get out of this alive
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:08 am

You pretty much have to get a blood test, just use an excuse of lack of sleep or something

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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:29 am

hmmmm
a good excuse would be to say you have been spitting up blood
lately and that you also have been feeling very drowsy and
not yourself lately
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:29 am

hmmmm
a good excuse would be to say you have been spitting up blood
lately and that you also have been feeling very drowsy and
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:29 am

woops double posted
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:33 am

School is in 2 months.
and they doctor sucks.
its just an old nurse that sells kotex's.
I used protection.
im not feeling dizzy or anything.
i just need to be sure..
Oh god...what a mess.
im trying not to think in that until monday...
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:36 am

good thing you used protection
or else......
you would of had gonaherpasyphilaids
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:38 am

Your probably fine, still, try to get a blood test

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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:26 am

I cant get a bloodtest ...you need to be +18 or with the permission of your parents to get a bloodtest...
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:13 am

that's gay
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:15 am

Thats for liking black metal.
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:22 am

bumblefoot no offense but stfu noob
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:50 am

the chances of you catching anything is very very very slim if you used a condom so i wouldnt worry too much just wait a little bit and see if you notice anything weird if not youre probably fine dude
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:51 am

Well get your parents permission by saying you have no energy lately even though you go to bed early

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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:30 pm

Omg dude, u used protection right? maybe they are just messing around, just ask the girl, ask if she's clean and dont worry or else u'll get like mentally sick and thats way worse.
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:40 pm

Yeah, talk to the girl, getting yelled at can't be worse than being sick

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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:28 pm

mmmm that depends, some parents are dicks if they find out what their kids do. They could kick him out if they really are that bad of parents, I am sure it won't happen but make sure you didnt get ****
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:29 pm

Yeah dude, dont tell ur parents yet, talk to the girl first,
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:46 pm

I had.
this girl showed me 3 HIV tests she made back in colombia.
All negative.
But still dude i've never been so worried...
damn i rly need to make a bloodtest myself.
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:51 pm

im sure you will be fine
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:06 pm

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bumblefoot no offense but stfu noob


Shove it up your ass, i was here before you, first of all.

Second of all black metal sucks
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:14 pm

OK bumble i think you are looking for a ban.
im warning you.
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:19 pm

uhm no you werent bumble

anyway, if you already have talked to the girl, then go to get a bloodtest just in case. I am sure a relative will take you.
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:24 pm

2008-08-29 - My joined date

2008-09-05 - your joined date


Get the **** out...


and really burzum, I was kidding. That sucks really bad and I really hope you don't have anything.
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:26 pm

who cares when you joined ?
man you coud be admin.
but with that attitude you are not better than me or link or anyother member here.
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:55 pm

omg LETS FOCUS PLEASE!! stfu u all Very Happy!

Honey, if she has 3 negative bloodtests, u used a condom then dont worry, everything's just fine. Im 100% sure u are clean lol.
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:57 pm

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who cares when you joined ?
man you coud be admin.
but with that attitude you are not better than me or link or anyother member here.

this is me telling you as an admin - shut up! we'll deal with this elsewhere
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:26 pm

deal with what?
Me?
bumble?
pf
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:53 pm

oh **** this is turning bad fast.....
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:04 pm

im just making a simple question...
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:12 pm

Imma go ahead and Chuck Norris this crap.

AGAIN, STFU ALL. STOP FLAMING 'CAUSE THIS AINT A FLAMING THREAD. WANT ONE? MAKE ONE. STICK TO THE ORIGINAL THREAD SUBJECT OR IM GONNA GO AND SHOOT AT EVERYONE'S BALLS.
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:14 pm

ok
*covers up my testicles*
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:17 pm

Thank u sweetie, now. Check on Random discussions Very Happy Thats my xmas gift to all of u
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:17 pm

puts on chastity belt
NO YOU WONT
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:21 pm

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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:26 pm

link23417 wrote:
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NO YOU WONT


WANNA BET!?
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:29 pm

she will cut ur ballz.
im not kidding man.
*touches his survival testicle*
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:18 pm

is there a clinic you can go to? you dont have to see a doctor, but do sth like in House. go to a free clinic. they are all over the place in the states, but idk in panama. i dont think you need consent there, i mean, at a clinic

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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:30 pm

I need to be 18 to get any kind of blood or DNA etc etc test.
OR
the permission of my parents.
and the 2nd choice its unacceptable.
anyway i might hav to w8 until march when i start school to ask the principal for a blood test..
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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:37 pm

any aunts or uncles that could give permission? anybody other than parents?

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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:39 pm

I'm telling you man, say that you have no energy lately, maybe you need more iron in your blood, so get a test

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PostSubject: Re: ok this is serious.   Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:46 pm

i've been playing soccer for 5 days straight.
no energy thing woud be very stupid i think
i think i can get one at summer school idk man..i just dont wanna think in that...
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