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PostSubject: Would You Rather   Tue May 28, 2013 12:57 pm

Lose both your arms up to the elbow, or both you legs past the knee?

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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Tue May 28, 2013 1:08 pm

Ah the age old question.

Probably arms, if I lost my ability to walk I'd want to die. At least I'd be able to wear a hook and a claw.

Being able to spend a day with famous person of your choice
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Getting $5,000

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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Tue May 28, 2013 3:18 pm

The famous person, that could pay off way more than money.

Suck 100 horse dicks
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Suck 1 horse sized dick
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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Tue May 28, 2013 5:53 pm

One horse-sized dick. 100 horse dicks would take way too long.

would you rather be constantly worried about impending disasters only to lead a boring, safe life or be chill about everything and get hit with a traumatic incident.
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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Tue May 28, 2013 6:18 pm

Being worried. I could go to therapy or something and get over it. If I had a wife and she died or something that'd be the worst thing ever

A few packs of fine salted crackers
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A well lit photograph of yourself

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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Tue May 28, 2013 6:51 pm

I'll take them crackers. A well lit photo of an ugly person is still and ugly person.

Would you rather be able to do the side splits
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A planche
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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Tue May 28, 2013 7:27 pm

Probably that, look at that damn guy

Be haunted by demons
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Be schizophrenic

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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Tue May 28, 2013 7:28 pm

Planche because that would imply that I would be in pretty damn good physical shape.

Edit: To answer Dave, who decided it would be a good idea to submit his shit too early, schizophrenia is easier to deal with than actual demons.

Get in an anything-goes bar fight with Optimus Prime
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Attempt to sooth and lull an angry hippopotamus with a banjo
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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Tue May 28, 2013 11:24 pm

The last time I tried to soothe an angry hippopotamus with a banjo it sounded something like this:



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Would you rather watch reality television
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Cancel your cable subscription entirely

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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Tue May 28, 2013 11:40 pm

I'd watch a reality tv show so I could watch hockey after, wouldn't want to cancel this at all. Watching it online is terribad

Love your job, bored as hell at home
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Hate your job, love your life at home

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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Wed May 29, 2013 12:32 am

I'd rather hate my job. My home is my safe cave where I can hide from people.

Would you rather have a flying (australia sized) spider infestation in your house?


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Have sex with a garburater? (ON)
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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Wed May 29, 2013 12:39 am

I'd rather have the spiderbro sanctuary.

Would you rather have a foodbro or a spiderbro?
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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Wed May 29, 2013 2:21 am

foodbro. mostly because spiderbro will always remind me of tobeyface.

gently fumbled by a football player or hardcore raped by a ballerina?
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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Wed May 29, 2013 3:45 am

Probably hardcore raped by a ballerina. Ballerina implies that it's at least a chick, whereas a football player could be anyone.

Have more than enough money for anything, but without a family, or be poor with a loving family
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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Wed May 29, 2013 4:27 am

Have enough money for anything because then I could just buy a new family.

Start to chew tobacco competitively
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Eat only deep fried foods
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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Wed May 29, 2013 5:34 am

haha chew competitively cuz thats like a second source of income if im worth my salt at it. at least i wont die a fat fuck. lol good one gravy.

have the world's largest ugly sweater (this things too big for Dumbo) or semi-functional wings on the backs of your legs (it also looks retarded).
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PostSubject: Re: Would You Rather   Wed May 29, 2013 8:55 am

Have the sweater, doesn't sound ike I'm force to wear it all the time lol

Bruce Campbell
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Clint Eastwood

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