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PostSubject: Sadgasms   Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:12 am

whats the most pathetic sexual experience youve ever had? i've got a few stories, but ill start with common ones. like when youre watching le pr0nz and as you finish the cameraman has a heartattack and zooms in on something retarded
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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:47 pm

What about that moment when you're watching porn and make eye contact with your reflection?
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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:39 am

Always make eye contact

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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:02 am

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Always make eye contact
With your roommate. When they walk in on you.
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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:28 pm

any handjob. ever.
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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:38 pm

we have a nofap challenge thread now guys

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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:15 am

Yeah - it gives you a good appreciation to good cameramen

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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:26 pm

i was fairly drunk and pretty bored. meh-looking black girl casually offers me a bj. weird situation, but how could i decline? im at my friend zac's house so we snuck into zac's dad's bedroom. It was always empty because zac's dad is a hopeless drunk (ill make a thread. he's hilariously fucked).

blowjob commences. but then she tricked me, you see? she scooched her crotch up on my face and suddenly i was giving a hooch smooch against my will. she hadnt finished me, so when she made a move to ride me, i just shrugged and put on a condom. told myself, "had to bang an ugly girl some day". while i was cumming, Zac opens the bedroom door looking for us. I said "hey Zac! Smile"
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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:43 pm

Gravy- do you bang a new chick every weekend?

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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:40 pm

nah, but when i do go buckwild, its a story worth telling usually Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Sat Oct 26, 2013 3:15 am

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nah, but when i do go buckwild, its a story worth telling usually Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:32 am

youre like my last bestfriend. scared to loose ya.
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PostSubject: Re: Sadgasms   Sun Oct 27, 2013 6:49 am

I gave my wife a simba a couple of months ago. Not as pathetic as it was funny. We both got a good chuckle out of it.
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