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PostSubject: My trip to the strip club   Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:51 pm

A couple weeks ago I did what I dreamed of for the past couple years...
I finally lost my strip club virginity
Here is the tale of my adventure

Finally after 2 weeks of waiting my best friend Justin had turned 18. This is the day I had been waiting for since I myself had turned 18. Why am I so excited? I'm going to the titty bar for the first time. I had been ditched by other friends who had pussied out when it was game time, so needless to say I was ready to go. As Justin and I were waiting for the night to come and our journey to begin, we got a phone call. It was Steve another one of our friends, and weed provider. I myself don't smoke very often but this was a special day and I thought "What the hell?" So we go over to Steve's house and starting ripping his newest bong, listen to some tunes, and chill while we wait for darkness to settle and glow of neon lights to fill the sky. As we started to talk Steve, who is only 17, realized he really wanted to go with us and began to formulate a brilliant plan. He called his brother, who he looked almost exactly alike, and begged for his old I.D. Finally his brother gives in and agrees to give him his old I.D. We all get even more excited. Not only are we heading there for our first time, but our friend who won't be 18 for 3 more monthes is going! So a few hours later the time has come and as we fire up the engine to Justin's car we also fire up another J. We finally reach our destination. We walk to the door and open it slowly as our stomachs fill with butterflies. Suddenly the door whips open and there stands a talk bouncer with sunglasses on. He pulls the down to look at us, and with a very intimidating voice asks, "You fellas got I.D.?" We all pull out our wallets and take out our I.D.s. Justin goes first, he was the birthday boy, then me next. We get through with ease. Steve goes last as we nervously wait. The bouncer takes what seems like an eternity looking at "Steve's I.D.". The bouncer slips a glance at Justin and I as we wait for the verdict. He looks back as Steve and says, "You might want to go to the DMV and get a new I.D. soon MIKE, This runs out in about a month." We're all releaved as we walk through the door to the smoke and neon filled room. It was like heaven on earth. Just stages, polls, music, and about 20 of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. After we made a stop at the bar to trade our 20s for singles, we made our way to the main stage. We watched the end of a show that I'm sure we won't forget anytime soon. Just before the next dancer made her way to the stage the other women started making their rounds. They hunted like vultures, looking for their next customer for a private dance in the V.I.P. room. The next show starts, and a very pretty young dancer grabs my attension. I remember my friends and look next to be, but they're gone. As I start to panic, thinking I had been left there as a cruel joke, I spot them walking. I see them being led into the V.I.P. room, each being pulled by the dancer of their choice. So I wait a while and wait some more shows on the main stage. I suddenly look up after checking my cell, and see her. The girl I knew I wanted a private dancer from instantly. Her name was Mia and she was amazing. So we talk and start to make our way to the chamber of dreams. She puts me in a room in a chair and leaves for a moment. Music starts playing and she enters again. She starts giving me and best lap dance I will ever get. After about 5 minutes she very angerly stops. She reaches behind the chair and pulls out a gun. "Give me all the money you have and don't say a word!" I'm shocked and very scared so I begin to reach for my wallet to give her what I have. Then my friends burst in and knock her out. "Run!!!" they scream. We get back out to the main stage, heading for the door, when the bouncers start to box us in. We dive out an open window and into our car without ever stopping. We hear gun shots behind us as we drive away to safety. We we finally feel we aren't in danger anymore we stop to talk. Apparently a group of robbers and murders had taken over the strip club monthes ago and stole everything from every horny 18 year old that dared go there. We felt lucky to be alive and sped home to get some sleep and try to forget this horrible night.

I don't think I'll be going to another strip club anytime soon....
after this weekend beer
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:21 am

That was for you BYD...
I will never type something that long again lol
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:28 am

lmao
You are awesome man. I love it
Great story, excellently told. I want to comment but don't want to spoil it

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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:30 am

lol thanks
I worked hard to make you proud
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:33 am

Then the stip club turns into a bears stomach
The end

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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:34 am

damn i should've known...
if only i could've gotten adive byd... if only...
the possiblities of our stories are ENDLESS!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:38 am

The striper slowly whispered in my ear "You will never have to work hard"
Its a trap!
Then I found a machine gun and ...

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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:43 am

LMAO that would've been soooooo funny
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:47 am

ahahaha dude April 1st
We are doing the biggest jokes that nobody will expect
Threads are just the beginning
You see EJ we will revolutionize lulz

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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:50 am

it will be an ocean of lolz, lmaoz, and roflz
all beware... click no link, read no story, trust no one
its every man for himself
even PMs won't be safe affraid
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:52 am

If you read anything backwards it will spell rich man

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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:47 am

wait, so was there any truth in this?!?!

and if it is, i like it. if not, i was riveted the whole time. congrats

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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:05 pm

lol
Titty clubs sucks!
you cant do much there.
go to a safe whorehouse thats the real deal. _Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:53 pm

my brother )seeing i just turned 18) wants to take my to a strip club and hes goin on 25 plus hes never been but idk i c no point in it...stare a naked chicks or try and talk to a real chick which is less money atm and get laid for free? i pick the second one myself XD
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:58 pm

lol practice with prostitutes
and real girl will love you on bed.
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:13 pm

i dont see the point in strip clubs either. thats like going to a great restaurant and seeing and smelling good food but not being able to eat any of it

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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:15 pm

yeah thats what i said
Strip clubs sucks
i rather go all the way in a whorehouse
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:32 pm

lol
ill tell my epic story next
its about the time i met
brendon small
its was quite an adventure
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:35 pm

Pretty much emptying weeks of paychecks for a girl that doesn't like you

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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:05 am

yep lol
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PostSubject: Re: My trip to the strip club   Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:31 pm

lol link did u get pwnd in the butt when u met brandom?
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